Pickle eyes

B - "Mom can we go to the place that puts the pickles on your eyes?"

Mom - "What place B?"

B - "You know. That place where you lay down and they put pickles on your eyes."

Mom - "You mean a spa? Those aren't pickles. They are cucumber slices."

B - "Yeah that place. I want to put those on my eyes but they look like pickles."

Mom - "Why do you want to go to a spa? Pickles are made from cucumbers."

B - "You know what I mean Momma because I really need to relax."

B age 4