She wrote in my book

After attending a "Fancy Nancy Tea Party" at an Austin, TX bookstore...
B -"Mom you can't fuss."
Mom - "I won't. What happened?"
B - "She wrote in my book."
Mom - "Who wrote in your book?"
B - "Fancy Nancy did. It's OK though Mom. It's really her book and she's big so she can do what she wants anyway."
And she walks off....

B, age 4

Pickle eyes

B - "Mom can we go to the place that puts the pickles on your eyes?"

Mom - "What place B?"

B - "You know. That place where you lay down and they put pickles on your eyes."

Mom - "You mean a spa? Those aren't pickles. They are cucumber slices."

B - "Yeah that place. I want to put those on my eyes but they look like pickles."

Mom - "Why do you want to go to a spa? Pickles are made from cucumbers."

B - "You know what I mean Momma because I really need to relax."

B age 4

It itches

B - "Mom, I need the bite stick."

Mom - "I'm driving. Why do you need the bite stick?"

B - "I have a bump and it itches."

Mom - "Ok wait until we stop at the next light. Where is the bite?"

B - "It's on my tummy. Nevermind I think it's just chicken pox."

B age 4